(via mariekjen)
i absolutely adore this movie….especially this part. There’s just something about an older man saying that. It’s hilariously cute.
If there was a God, I would spit in his face for subjecting me to this. If there was a Devil, I would sell him my soul to make it end. If there was something Higher that controlled our individual fates, I would tell it to take my fate and shove it up its fucking ass. Shove it hard and far, you Motherfucker. Please end. Please end. Please end.
